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Оговорочка по Фрейду

Только что.

По России 1 новости. Сюжет про выдвижение кандидатов в Президенты и сбор подписей самовыдвиженцами, а также, что начался сбор подписей за выдвижение Путина.

Я готовлю кофе, слушаю сюжет и говорю с супругой. Она что спросила, я уловил слова "Сколько Путину...". На автомате, думая, что речь идёт о необходимом количестве подписей, отвечаю: "Триста тысяч". Поворачиваюсь, и вижу изумлённые до полного офигения глаза жены.

Она спросила у меня, сколько Путину лет...

Зачётная оговорочка, блин...
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yxonep
Jan. 8th, 2018 08:56 am (UTC)
Укры-то старше! Им четыреста тысяч.
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:12 am (UTC)
так они за 100тыс лет так планету заебали, что пришёл для их укорота)))
mimoprohodil_av
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:18 am (UTC)
Любо! :)))
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 10:06 am (UTC)
)))
eugen496_1
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:28 am (UTC)
За вами уже выехали тайные силовики рептилоидов!!!
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 10:06 am (UTC)
пипец. пошёл пулемёт в прихожей устанавливать
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efrejtor_osvald
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:35 am (UTC)
утром мажу бутерброд,сразу мысль-а как там Путин
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 10:05 am (UTC)
а бутерброд нормально так идёт?
mr_oldcrow
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:52 am (UTC)
Вот всегда у вас замполитов методички "на Готов" подготовлены)))
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 10:05 am (UTC)
Мы умные и грамотные))
И мне методички без надобности - я их сам писал))
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Old_Papyrus
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:36 pm (UTC)
Вот даже хз как пост про возраст и жизнедеятельность ВВП перетек в оценку качества работы политработников. В ахуе...

Edited at 2018-01-08 09:38 pm (UTC)
ladik2005
Jan. 8th, 2018 09:39 pm (UTC)
да и я как-то тоже))) бывает...

Edited at 2018-01-08 09:40 pm (UTC)
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Jan. 9th, 2018 10:13 am (UTC)
ladik2005
Jan. 11th, 2018 03:51 am (UTC)
видел. айс!
Old_Papyrus
Jan. 11th, 2018 07:41 am (UTC)
Тут гегемон знатно казахов с Новым Годом поздравил, наложив арест на их кубышку. Мне вот интересно, не поздравят ли ВВП подобным образом с победой на выборах? Будет ли подвешен за ребро в этом случае наш экономический блок правительства? Последнее бы очень хотелось за системное урезание социалки (с системой начисления пенсий они чудно поступили, да и со всем остальным тоже).

Edited at 2018-01-11 08:00 am (UTC)
ladik2005
Jan. 11th, 2018 10:44 am (UTC)
страну - вряд ли, а вот конкретных деятелей российского бизнеса - вполне
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